![]() ![]() Shantae: Moist the main snail! Keel the port blubber! Aye aye, Cap'n! The battle ends up completely invigorating his fighting spirit and he becomes excited at the prospect of becoming a palette swap or a Degraded Boss. The battle begins with him giving an impassioned speech about how he's finally embraced his destiny as a filler boss, and he gets his own frantic music as well as an armored second phase announced with "SQUID BARON 2.0" scrolling across the screen and him holding up sparklers. The Squid Baron spends the first half of the game depressed due to "post-boss syndrome" and you have to keep cheering him up until you eventually fight him at the end of the Lost Catacombs dungeon.which may be at odds if the randomly-generated combination is "FISH FISH FISH" ![]() Piecing together the three mummy drawings has Shantae comment that they seem to be in a 'very specific pattern'.In the credits of the game, Sky seems to have found a new crush in Brandon, complete with Bolo looking annoyed and her parents spying on them from behind a house.Sky: COME BACK AND MARRY ME, YOU SCUMBAG!!! It's bound to be a very slow journey indeed. To make things even more hilarious, though, is the fact that there's an actual achievement obtained by crossing an entire level, on land, as a mermaid, which is incredibly ridiculous as Shantae can only move at less than half her normal walk speed and the jumping controls are very difficult. Shantae's Mermaid form is unsurprisingly awkward on land, only able to clumsily flop her way along on her belly.The land will grow cold and life as we know it will cease. I'll give up cooking and the world will have nothing to eat, and every living thing will starve and die out. I'll bury my feelings until one day I crack. Then Wobble Bell and I will meet at random and it will be awkward. People will come for miles to try my recipes, I'll be famous, and the world will become reliant on my food. But eventually I'll become a heartless automaton, marrying the first man that takes interest and I'll cook and I'll cook. But now he's moved on, and my fate is sealed. And when he wanted attention I'd just push him aside and focus on my culinary arts. Oh, Wobble Bell! If only I knew where he went! He probably felt that I took him for granted and left to find some other chef to inspire! And now, they are making wondrous dishes together and traveling the world. ![]()
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